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史上最强的中国式英语 # ]% L: n: t' Y* q0 Z. k8 @4 {( L( }
1. we two who and who?
" u. f3 O7 y3 A- {: Y. P 咱俩谁跟谁啊 7 v( v/ b2 Y; J6 ]7 t/ |
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
' {- c7 m. e- q 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 1 @: [9 y0 X! S1 @0 u% V1 B" \
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
# [3 Z6 D7 L% n& C! K1 B6 ] 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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3 Y, \, t2 n. a; L& D: [ 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
4 u3 E/ D0 O) _ 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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/ L3 D) ~- ?" [" d3 ~& K3 r8 T 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have " Q+ Q" U r2 `. C
nothing to say,go home!!
/ e) ?( Q [; I, M5 V" b 有事起奏,无事退朝 ; ? N* [: y t8 H/ H: ^# k
1 J) \! c d1 H 6. you me you me
: Q* y- @+ K) w$ h' C e8 o- R 彼此彼此 6 S- @: j/ ?) k7 z) ` b8 ?" \
s1 Y( a J. G% l; K: Q$ c1 m 7. You Give Me Stop!! 7 E- ]" r2 {1 H& _1 o0 G$ P5 L; s
你给我站住!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
% P/ d6 S2 |$ H1 X! `% x% i, G9 Y 知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER
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+ X! @9 e0 a4 B2 z. U% O 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
- S3 q: Q: Z6 t5 k* G0 W 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! + S2 T9 T) X; y" o0 d& w' o
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11. American Chinese not enough 7 ~ S3 G; R+ Z; p
美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 s6 m4 E: j& y0 ?9 h# P
车祸现场描述 ! `8 J% \; x6 e# v& ]
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13. heart flower angry open + C$ |# Y5 j2 p: S4 _+ u) U- z
心花怒放 9 W h0 f( R$ U& B* A3 h* u- t
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14. go past no mistake past
: X9 j4 t9 j$ |% ?5 Z, F 走过路过,不要错过 4 ^+ g* M2 `! P+ R, W: t5 x% e
+ Q0 }6 ], n. X) E. s) H. p 15. 小明:I am sorry!
: H+ S9 K B H6 X 老外:I am sorry too! & Y2 q* n! I6 x: P
小明:I am sorry three! # W$ t- {4 H+ m) g: a
老外:What are you sorry for? B6 r2 {. N# Y' t% n3 n3 c$ S
小明:I am sorry five!
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: c/ B0 n5 n3 a 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
' x2 q' Q3 r6 G8 d: @ 要钱没有,要命一条 ; L$ `/ X& n1 p
/ O- j I# L% D4 [: D 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( t3 v% ^. _, b w# O# N4 X" x0 M: G 我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。 3 S" ? i6 V5 y# a$ O: M3 X% H
你有两下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
) ^0 o! w8 `. P! D9 k 有多远,死多远!!!! % s: J5 G) @2 c- ?
# x, F( L* o, I2 |: v 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
9 t5 |6 D7 E* i# R2 i0 x" q 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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