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史上最强的中国式英语
7 @- K4 o$ U' W& G4 [ 1. we two who and who?
( S3 o/ A( u7 ^) g6 y! g, | 咱俩谁跟谁啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you? 5 a8 N4 K. N( C y6 Q
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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+ Q$ z. o8 K! I: ?1 h1 l* N 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you j3 y0 u5 z# ?! o X' p
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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5 ~ K% I; Z/ d 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together ! d5 t7 z$ b4 Q1 u2 `: f
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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" @6 z3 v! F. A+ B) c 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 8 b, S( O$ x, J3 g9 @
nothing to say,go home!! # Y" R0 v' p$ f0 u
有事起奏,无事退朝 * k( ?8 B/ S. z7 r" J; Z% Y& W, k# [
% x) t$ Y7 i* `7 a. C2 m0 i1 ] 6. you me you me 5 M6 y# C! m& W( k1 V
彼此彼此 * ^; q0 W8 c( n: ?/ p
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
1 Y1 x! Y: c4 g4 l3 I/ B1 a" X 你给我站住!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow k: X/ F- r* R$ x9 i. A) K! E$ v
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER
3 @0 Q3 i$ W7 O4 H& d2 \8 Q* U5 S 表妹 # E# }4 K: V7 ~! |2 I+ ?9 X( `& y
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! $ @% ]2 e9 k) v: O _- ]* H
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 9 c" A+ R7 f. ^$ Q4 F. d
+ \! A6 V' Z4 A9 c 11. American Chinese not enough . h! d6 Q8 |" ]3 @( |2 }1 _( G
美中不足
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3 h0 F6 K7 ]& D 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & _! i s: d5 R- N
车祸现场描述 : }- X# g. N* K% Q
6 n' ?9 d7 \1 h; f, b& G: d 13. heart flower angry open * c) g, g% f0 N" F5 P) e+ c1 t& A
心花怒放
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0 S5 E' j3 N9 S/ e 14. go past no mistake past
5 ~' Y0 \* c |: |6 T 走过路过,不要错过 9 e+ [ G* S( q9 w, T
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15. 小明:I am sorry! ' \4 E% q8 m- i0 R9 |* w
老外:I am sorry too!
8 s# o; U% r j 小明:I am sorry three!
! t( V8 r4 [" j5 G 老外:What are you sorry for?
4 b7 N% M9 ]8 x! i. T 小明:I am sorry five! - ?* v. @+ M7 S- C N5 G
7 o9 C1 [; @- P: z 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
, I0 j8 n' @' ]; d! j. l 要钱没有,要命一条 7 b Y5 `6 y0 Y# z# ~
8 u0 X# j& K8 j/ ]! L8 z& M! a 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. % T' A) b8 `! C. c
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。
6 h$ e3 e: F/ W! L' g% g! H4 j8 D2 ? 你有两下子。
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% U" S! R/ b! {: [- t 19. as far as you go to die
% g! E" n3 Q: n6 V2 X3 I 有多远,死多远!!!!
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
# V- |4 l S# c" M. R 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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