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史上最强的中国式英语 ( ^# t( q. Z. ]
1. we two who and who? % @" a/ {' M/ Y9 f
咱俩谁跟谁啊 : Y8 g0 X& m8 H: Z
1 _7 `3 S, v+ |1 M9 p6 j: y, R4 ^5 R 2. how are you ? how old are you? 5 Y5 X U& ]. H5 h0 `4 O
怎么是你,怎么老是你? % } x1 o& y+ J& q# l5 p+ |
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ) t2 h8 E2 z* d
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 3 {5 E3 {) Z5 {/ v$ b# C" F! @2 H
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together # |6 ^9 P7 {" R* T) G
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
1 v0 y8 Z6 F9 ~! R/ m8 y nothing to say,go home!!
" c6 ^8 `5 t v2 B2 S 有事起奏,无事退朝
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6. you me you me
@* A4 G1 \! {, @6 t; M 彼此彼此 , c _. q- i2 U" L$ k/ H% b" W4 M9 E4 O
& q3 M$ a( [) z9 ~3 B; q- e 7. You Give Me Stop!! . U) d, L1 J5 B8 s) q' z) r4 T
你给我站住!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow 1 c; @- I4 L8 x4 v$ o) q6 z
知之为知之,不知为不知… & t( |! \2 j& l) M( R( u; U
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9. WATCH SISTER 5 P5 Q. D n8 X+ d1 r( m
表妹 ! o- _' v6 \' ]1 [7 W) {9 e
5 S* [! p, u/ K6 n* m 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
7 Q& ?* n L: d. U' ~0 ] 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 5 C) S' P; c! D: E
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11. American Chinese not enough
) u* ~- V# B# A7 ?0 E 美中不足 2 [9 ]- Z# V6 F2 \/ R2 k
. X$ I4 _" J# E 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 0 h0 d9 A: n4 h& Q. e% G
车祸现场描述
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6 l2 {$ ^8 s- f. Z3 [9 Z 13. heart flower angry open
5 ]0 X- d7 g) N1 F- { 心花怒放
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F4 s" w* u5 ? | 14. go past no mistake past
) }2 A8 R- O* n) c% x 走过路过,不要错过 % ~8 Z6 U. ^( T
* B- t# n! t' [* o4 C 15. 小明:I am sorry! # j' z; D9 `' j5 H+ ~
老外:I am sorry too!
0 ^! q8 z2 x3 J3 } 小明:I am sorry three!
5 j, z5 q1 U1 L1 y5 @ 老外:What are you sorry for?
" b2 W) V! r" p8 K* m2 p 小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! ; i, C/ d) [& j' }3 y0 |. {. ?
要钱没有,要命一条 + ]' |, t. C6 g+ t: h
- X+ k" P: ^- m8 W& X2 \ 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; I; O1 m- M( V2 U0 t 我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。
0 K e5 X1 R( |: K+ n# h 你有两下子。
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) ]) Z3 K. f2 u5 ]& G) z5 m 19. as far as you go to die
P6 B7 D( ]6 ?8 T7 t 有多远,死多远!!!! ( v' q3 B8 [- z& H" ~9 F r. O
2 t" E; ~5 {! X6 x9 t6 D2 x 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
) M- \2 T8 H2 H7 E* Q& p4 M4 W+ x 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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