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史上最强的中国式英语
( ?6 ^$ [% c# v+ `: [ 1. we two who and who?
( b4 O6 n' k7 T" ~2 e+ o 咱俩谁跟谁啊
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& \, I4 y" K6 H, E: F$ N- ~- S 2. how are you ? how old are you? ) d8 J! ]+ |% A2 C8 u! C
怎么是你,怎么老是你? & a6 L6 v- y' A+ s
4 W" E: u1 e: ?/ O5 l) b 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
% z0 j- V7 u# K# E$ } 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 k) v$ e0 Z' \
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together , Z& w1 Z4 s- h2 d
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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, A4 z) |8 S& T5 W 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
. l; _0 D1 L* E% ?( Z) o5 Z$ P( T nothing to say,go home!! . ~$ c, T; [, N" _5 l( M+ {
有事起奏,无事退朝 6 s0 \" f7 x' {4 G$ L" _
0 L+ |) }! G' e c 6. you me you me
# ?; A% y" ? d+ ~. p4 S b0 Z 彼此彼此
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; v. ^/ i. O" k! X1 `- u 7. You Give Me Stop!!
7 R5 z& d$ i p# C% Q* A! ^ 你给我站住! ' f3 ?3 \$ i2 q9 B ?9 j& v3 n
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
: y/ z, k0 F1 x: ~, [+ Y) S 知之为知之,不知为不知… % z5 j; k# O) X; C" n* s+ D
' b" R/ B' S2 D/ f1 ^4 z 9. WATCH SISTER & x! x( j7 j: z. Y+ I( k0 s* u
表妹
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
6 ]! g2 C) s! E' m( e0 o 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 4 M5 c4 d4 x# C- U
; K$ @5 D7 W# ]. _8 h8 J. o 11. American Chinese not enough
; ?/ _ O8 j% }6 O# w1 h( C 美中不足
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) h- J Z1 C: E+ C$ t5 N0 w 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
/ J8 @( E+ J7 I' t( s1 I 车祸现场描述
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2 _0 h# k6 Z$ l7 v5 l 13. heart flower angry open ( b b8 g7 `3 k$ b3 f
心花怒放
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+ p. m2 L# d( W Q3 C0 D+ d4 k! j 14. go past no mistake past
- Q4 c- w& x1 [ 走过路过,不要错过
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15. 小明:I am sorry!
% K1 a. }) f1 f1 s- ]# N 老外:I am sorry too! " t2 [: [0 h& ^5 v
小明:I am sorry three! 1 Q5 l: r$ u7 `1 V9 o+ c7 k: N
老外:What are you sorry for?
, @, \. b. c" g 小明:I am sorry five!
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5 N# p9 K3 ?6 N 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 1 g6 _# T$ E2 i
要钱没有,要命一条 0 O2 }& r/ g4 e
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
" B3 [6 }" j, C3 K6 V R 我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。
( [: P0 k U! n3 j7 v7 Q1 E 你有两下子。 ) f, [8 m; @/ F. e" Y3 {+ Z4 E
7 B7 S- K; s3 c 19. as far as you go to die . \3 F+ m0 y# D! K0 o6 ~& _1 l
有多远,死多远!!!!
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# n6 _0 j4 x A& V' o 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. & L: d0 m5 m, ^* c2 o
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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