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史上最强的中国式英语
9 ? E0 ]/ p" b! A1 M 1. we two who and who? 7 a& g9 q( O' Y
咱俩谁跟谁啊 8 j: w' D1 L. Y8 J3 c. T1 {
- }1 |' A; ?" e) C5 O 2. how are you ? how old are you? : n0 T/ R1 C0 {) M3 O5 Q
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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$ |, t9 v9 l7 i4 i 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 4 N% t. K- k4 o* S
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
( ]* p0 J1 e! ]* { 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
4 M/ [* p" W9 P nothing to say,go home!!
, b! w8 C6 Q U9 S: S3 ^' f' H 有事起奏,无事退朝 8 s! m0 b$ k' K g4 N, ~. r# {
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6. you me you me
) [- J% B" H1 q, W; z P 彼此彼此 " s5 y/ ]9 `+ d% J9 q6 r
. X, ?9 F4 c3 Y% X* K 7. You Give Me Stop!! s+ P+ U3 e4 b( w* Z* r
你给我站住!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
' V$ v: F" @+ ?: r- S3 H, h5 \ 知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER
\0 l, x0 \! D 表妹
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! P* A) W" r3 Y ?: k R: P 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
0 H7 {8 V# O/ S8 o+ F 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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+ h7 Y) h% W- Q- X6 m; B 11. American Chinese not enough ' i/ ~ _. o) E- |
美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ) X, | s- v( p; ]+ i5 S
车祸现场描述 , b) V3 z' M g& @" g
" @% s4 C. D2 s' U9 L 13. heart flower angry open + Y0 b6 G. F( I6 T1 Z6 C% z3 c
心花怒放 & N/ a" l/ E0 x2 ~! v) V
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14. go past no mistake past 1 d. A& k! G/ T9 B! }( a u
走过路过,不要错过 : O: I4 c4 T% W, W
) v* {* e7 t1 `% I/ V% F 15. 小明:I am sorry! 4 D q! p. q1 k8 u, d
老外:I am sorry too! 5 u/ D* Q2 Z" E
小明:I am sorry three!
$ U$ v2 [9 H6 \ 老外:What are you sorry for? # i+ g6 p, q9 v
小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
7 G, E6 ^9 r3 ?+ W 要钱没有,要命一条 4 Z! x( w% {5 V/ L6 s
- l( g8 m1 {+ |( h9 z9 P 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. ) G. M: Y5 Z' c! d3 @" x, h/ n5 i0 F( v
我叫李老大,今年25。 ( i% z3 c; C4 V: [7 x
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18. you have two down son。
4 q( [- [( J6 \# A* Q. r/ A$ P5 e 你有两下子。
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19. as far as you go to die % I/ R& Y: T* K# K4 r! \' w
有多远,死多远!!!! 0 z0 F, K0 A) h/ x/ @+ Y% Q
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. ) T4 Z4 H7 G8 k- {& W2 D2 G
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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