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史上最强的中国式英语 : p2 d- b$ C8 F$ U8 Z! q
1. we two who and who? 0 H; a1 ?8 f: X. t
咱俩谁跟谁啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
; h G" t! @& Z. Q" L; W( U, k3 { 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ( t, y! u' ~2 w5 K- B
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4 l% ]/ c; e' E3 m1 V
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together 8 q( p$ M# j3 p
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! % r. C1 W/ D, z& W: g
7 k9 q, o- e3 M 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have # D k- q9 c. l" n! `
nothing to say,go home!! ' }0 G! ]& @% Y: G! b) @+ q2 R/ s
有事起奏,无事退朝
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- r" q3 ]" `& h; H+ J9 h5 H/ ^ 6. you me you me ! t. ?. w8 p2 x2 |
彼此彼此
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! D' R1 I- d* C$ k# [: e4 ? 7. You Give Me Stop!! ; ?. z- v0 q L% y/ t4 I
你给我站住! # D; ]$ i3 }. w" U3 t
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8. know is know noknow is noknow ! y9 w6 w8 J. [ R1 z% ~9 O O: s
知之为知之,不知为不知… - x$ ?0 d6 n# F7 X+ r h* M4 u
5 u, [) P* q3 ]# v# u! D+ |5 d0 O0 c$ [ 9. WATCH SISTER
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
* [- W- ]+ f( ~ U8 Y- H8 u 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 4 _8 O3 X; j* O( B7 L& ?; j, D
3 z( [. F/ C' e6 m8 ` e( A1 ` 11. American Chinese not enough
. S( v7 x+ ^( D5 W" S 美中不足 * N. q' S, G* q. S' Y* b7 r
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
; T& b% u/ y6 F/ E% |# L4 h 车祸现场描述
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* I: n/ V, P4 P: T+ O2 U8 S 13. heart flower angry open + c' ?, \% Y3 v- I0 y( P" O
心花怒放
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) f. i7 `6 N) ?' G$ n+ h3 P! I7 ] 14. go past no mistake past
+ E" ?# I" u1 u; R7 ?* m8 j: a 走过路过,不要错过 ) ^. r% y, |# X& K
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15. 小明:I am sorry! * o: b$ C1 \. i8 E; F/ n
老外:I am sorry too!
5 C+ H* ^" r3 i% K. @( [- ?4 W 小明:I am sorry three!
" P# p' l' }8 \* F# ~ 老外:What are you sorry for? / y* k1 s% R$ o1 u% @& Y8 e5 e$ Q
小明:I am sorry five!
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# q- Q! T! _9 F& X- U" R/ S# M 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 8 f- D8 [: W& f, W/ P1 a- F2 X
要钱没有,要命一条 " }6 a& `! E& T$ r- H5 M$ A ?7 g
" j/ q0 b* |# Y8 p5 { 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( i7 R5 q5 \( m4 h% w" x7 \2 g 我叫李老大,今年25。
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K7 s* m& M: O* C, Q 18. you have two down son。
; @+ S; S4 J; T$ ~- a 你有两下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
3 M# o1 w2 y& a3 N( y 有多远,死多远!!!! & Y/ Z4 e: M Y, B+ S; {) ~
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
0 E2 k1 Q( K% R 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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