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史上最强的中国式英语 8 k. H! q/ j' Y! q- T) ]
1. we two who and who?
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
; X# g$ }; e3 U4 ? r 怎么是你,怎么老是你? & w( z, H+ ~# \. S
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you o2 u% f4 H) r7 ^5 ?
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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. K. r. i4 ^2 l* X$ G 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
0 e% G7 b; b } 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 6 v2 G: P) k* a# Z* k* T# V
: ^$ o% T1 Y& X 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
$ n% I" T9 k$ V/ i nothing to say,go home!! 2 q9 A v: h t$ `
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6. you me you me
2 y' t+ N- }$ T6 V* v7 x 彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
3 T% ~/ D; x ?4 f! C 你给我站住!
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( f9 D$ x$ J2 A, ~; ^8 U 8. know is know noknow is noknow / \/ \9 `' k1 H5 a
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER
2 A& E& X7 H3 b 表妹
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1 V" G7 [, D. t# l0 Q) d 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
( `7 ? k! B' E; v4 \! d) J 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11. American Chinese not enough ; E0 Q. ]6 ?# p" x' w
美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
/ I8 k) Y; Y: c' X, N- y0 i 车祸现场描述 ' |" V2 s+ N, v+ U# e7 {
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13. heart flower angry open
' W; f' V7 V! S. \ 心花怒放 % F5 O% T0 B P2 K F; t
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14. go past no mistake past
: n# h: i9 @& ?$ o+ [* o! M 走过路过,不要错过 7 |4 e3 ^7 T" D3 K
' i7 L* z+ k3 z$ W Y 15. 小明:I am sorry! l2 N' r8 V& A
老外:I am sorry too!
) o( U9 m+ e6 A( J* i 小明:I am sorry three!
# d( e E& v4 G4 e 老外:What are you sorry for?
5 r2 Q% S7 b8 B/ T7 |: }# T; ?' [ 小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 9 T1 ?. {4 K% ~6 z8 }' k
要钱没有,要命一条
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 l/ e$ S+ i% W/ `! T7 |+ c5 s 我叫李老大,今年25。 ; W5 X) l1 |' L' y! ^! ]3 K% l1 ?
$ e+ a( Y8 ^; n0 t. E* q: E 18. you have two down son。 2 x6 k R+ G4 V2 I* ~) [/ o2 u; j
你有两下子。 : ?( X0 r$ t: I, ^" N
; }' i s* a* h4 a* O% R 19. as far as you go to die # l9 q3 p9 z- S( y7 E& O9 v
有多远,死多远!!!!
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9 S' M( O4 s* s7 t1 y9 G! T 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. ( e) M/ U; _# C
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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