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史上最强的中国式英语 , {1 s/ Y6 \2 B: b
1. we two who and who? ) G# `# w& z" Y1 s$ q0 M4 [
咱俩谁跟谁啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
. M7 l. `& l8 f! x6 \ 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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, Y$ Q$ O/ O. S; j, s/ r" \. M 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
+ \8 A$ j4 M- i 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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8 ]& O, O: @8 N( Q 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together ' _2 S; W5 _) ?) U
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! * i) t# G5 R: [/ D" e8 s. Q# ^
8 d/ C2 h0 }% P& R# s2 I 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
# {1 T; M5 L8 t6 ?1 i4 ~ nothing to say,go home!! $ g* _* z0 b" r5 p! {" M% x; h
有事起奏,无事退朝 8 }/ h& G- U- m) F
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6. you me you me 5 O5 j: P, Z7 B# e/ z4 S* n0 a" t
彼此彼此
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5 m/ n+ N4 {+ R; K4 v; g 7. You Give Me Stop!!
, k$ F9 s! k/ e# h 你给我站住! - u: k& @8 M' Z1 C* W
$ S" r* }8 w: J, }5 Y5 x 8. know is know noknow is noknow
7 s% b* m, I0 t( Q5 i- G 知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER * p6 w. l. `% L& a I
表妹
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& q' V, M0 X1 s2 ~ g3 I d) n$ R 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ' k1 x& r2 p: }/ S1 g0 ~
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 1 R: D# o% b8 z1 M9 Z7 w, q; e, V9 C
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11. American Chinese not enough
8 T z9 @+ S7 J% E4 G2 X6 a9 V7 ? 美中不足 ; g" O0 U' G7 E9 V. X; D- O
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 7 t1 x4 J) j/ Q0 ?% ]$ [% x
车祸现场描述 ; s: S8 c4 z" t b2 r2 e C4 L
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13. heart flower angry open
1 ~' ?7 K U2 l3 V( a9 o 心花怒放
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' Y6 s2 w; _+ d/ R2 P8 V 14. go past no mistake past
9 j% b% [7 Q" B 走过路过,不要错过
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/ e7 s& d' C7 s6 \+ k 15. 小明:I am sorry!
9 a% e8 ?' ~( f4 g 老外:I am sorry too! ( `5 a+ ?! M: m
小明:I am sorry three! & x1 d2 A* b8 E0 ~& d
老外:What are you sorry for?
" p3 J3 g) g9 t4 K& @1 h4 o# T. j( R 小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
6 J; D/ K- t' ~6 n 要钱没有,要命一条 $ R5 J/ [ b' M
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& P7 k2 A8 U" M- t5 K6 i- _1 ` 我叫李老大,今年25。 . z$ Q. ]/ Z( ?5 X* g0 x
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18. you have two down son。
) }( N- X) }0 z/ y6 m 你有两下子。 ) g( Q/ J0 U* t! k' {9 O P
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19. as far as you go to die
6 @4 o3 U7 N' V2 A$ a w! L9 H, z 有多远,死多远!!!!
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
% X4 s1 b$ r! D" o1 y 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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