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1. we two who and who? , ?& f& k# l& r, e0 D' p/ v# v% d
咱俩谁跟谁啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you? " R9 t) i0 M. E( `
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/ e9 O& h$ G- |! z1 W$ x( A4 P0 I 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you + y, @" I9 \& E6 c- W: c" E
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 " F0 T( J6 F, E8 @
; \/ G L1 q/ J6 ^8 h! H6 h: c/ y$ ~ 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together # f2 ?8 s% f9 R- E
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 8 @3 `( I2 {9 C7 a( h
nothing to say,go home!! ( L/ ~6 _( k; p: N" C
有事起奏,无事退朝 ) l5 i; i! H" C6 O3 }/ C1 H/ ?
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6. you me you me
8 U; V3 ]3 k0 e 彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
5 l! D6 b9 [: b, G0 V( s 你给我站住! % Y& ]% ]8 L: H' c
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
# Q! q) Z9 V4 ^- C; C0 d+ R8 v& N 知之为知之,不知为不知… # H8 a$ |) H/ e: T6 G" @( R
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9. WATCH SISTER
! M; I2 N$ _" p' L) | 表妹
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! , M: J/ X2 f7 h' f% h' _9 a! d: i
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11. American Chinese not enough . m% s% p: D; p4 S* O! f# u
美中不足
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; i B+ `8 E3 Q/ d' q 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, Y8 R3 B' a* ^5 T8 I- S 车祸现场描述 ' C1 b7 u+ h' ?. m7 ]
0 x) a4 @4 g* d2 S 13. heart flower angry open
; n0 h7 H$ ]4 y' U 心花怒放 1 e6 S) {$ b9 v0 m3 D; t
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14. go past no mistake past
# q3 x+ x5 @( {0 T' j( n1 s 走过路过,不要错过 1 Y# h( ]8 f" ]5 o! y
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15. 小明:I am sorry! 2 F3 f# W5 J8 o8 M2 b0 Q
老外:I am sorry too!
% M( b& P9 b- D! R9 X3 V; `) d& S# } 小明:I am sorry three!
/ C# K6 T% _- z7 A 老外:What are you sorry for?
6 f; T: h; J: J* F& \( U 小明:I am sorry five!
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, s" H; `. j( s6 b ]8 P 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
: R/ T% r: ]. k) s. y1 S 要钱没有,要命一条 . N- }6 g0 p0 `1 C% h' t) {
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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) Z; n! \+ J2 p3 U7 d0 c 18. you have two down son。 . I) ^9 w. |* Z' L; V; q
你有两下子。
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有多远,死多远!!!! 2 M" E W* P( S. y1 T3 a7 U# D
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 6 ~6 A( k3 y4 h* E) G& u# h
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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