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史上最强的中国式英语
5 A+ g/ w+ r/ {) P 1. we two who and who?
: |9 z: [+ S1 v2 n 咱俩谁跟谁啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you? / V4 [: @7 n# n; K! i
怎么是你,怎么老是你? , ]& L' Z7 t, ?9 P" A- c
, P' P7 Z$ i; D/ R 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 q; T( w; ~. P+ A. `) x
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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! `6 [6 W+ K) O4 `/ a6 d 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
9 V# V/ ?. p, D 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! + M! q8 s }5 Q
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 2 t! X( h w0 |& g
nothing to say,go home!! : l# b3 L. a1 v6 G
有事起奏,无事退朝 8 l- e/ V5 w" z1 a/ `. ~
t& L" F, F r1 p; x; s 6. you me you me 5 r+ m/ }4 ^7 R( j9 C+ C; v* l) Q3 `7 W
彼此彼此 * ?& F P+ i7 j8 o+ j" z
- |' q6 O$ O" s+ b6 G7 @. [7 H 7. You Give Me Stop!! + M3 {9 P" ?( @2 ^
你给我站住! + c! J7 ?! N" }: w$ A( j0 X2 e8 g/ h
+ x% h" U) m% L; h8 S# N8 x% F% d 8. know is know noknow is noknow
. p1 Z4 h1 \2 F/ A7 V4 U 知之为知之,不知为不知… " h# J( `1 R# j% a$ u
' h7 ^+ S# d8 F) W( ` 9. WATCH SISTER ) W7 U l* V1 s4 \
表妹
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0 L3 B5 a! N7 i! e6 l 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! - F* x" A' k: Q$ X
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 7 q+ U0 N/ ]- j3 w7 j
8 p+ q8 ~: b: G- u+ t 11. American Chinese not enough
8 F4 {- \/ K. O# c- f 美中不足 6 [- l" B7 ^# B, S9 {
0 D3 o: q! y/ n5 L: R+ N1 `3 `) J 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die / d( h4 @ `: {: A7 t8 E! n, @
车祸现场描述 ( c% X3 {$ u$ J' |
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13. heart flower angry open / l! p d8 a: t1 x! c
心花怒放
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+ F( Z4 W. y/ x 14. go past no mistake past . @: d! V3 h9 i7 h3 o& N
走过路过,不要错过 * K$ [2 t& M& C+ N' X8 l0 F
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15. 小明:I am sorry!
' q0 {( q$ R7 k+ k 老外:I am sorry too! ! M0 z: k4 }5 f
小明:I am sorry three! ) ^; V% T, D/ e m
老外:What are you sorry for? ' {3 S" ^$ Z8 s% ~
小明:I am sorry five! ; s7 Z; W( K- G. U# m4 j5 w" r
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
. [# [9 S' r8 _* X- T 要钱没有,要命一条 - b# |6 H7 Z* a& N0 A6 j5 `& H1 k
" B3 z2 q* H$ w( r+ ]$ l- p5 u 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. 3 O. }. J. K& [0 g- }& }
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。 % l% T* D* Z9 a6 e- s4 F
你有两下子。 2 f2 f! C1 ?! o* c: V, L
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19. as far as you go to die 2 k& M5 M6 n8 r4 x" ^
有多远,死多远!!!!
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2 X& w B9 {) v) c4 \* X 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 2 t2 K+ T% O4 J ?; a% J) ?
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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