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史上最强的中国式英语
+ j' R; D W- K4 Q4 G9 G! T9 R 1. we two who and who? 1 K! ^; A c' m! M6 Y- g1 }
咱俩谁跟谁啊 . y2 J0 o& v# p# r: \
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
1 L: [- P" \1 y+ D* A- Q- E8 m 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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& ~& l7 Y+ s- r 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
3 Y; t$ |; T# c# Z3 p 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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8 e4 t5 e1 J6 Z1 {+ Y9 G 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
+ ]+ I x% r- g' k! V 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5 E9 o3 w* c5 F6 W4 ~* G" _) _2 B5 k 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have " Z! o+ {% L, I) e6 Q9 C1 k
nothing to say,go home!!
* B% y( L, @- n+ ^3 O0 C) m 有事起奏,无事退朝 M# S3 F4 V6 ?% y5 f( I
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6. you me you me ; C9 ^% g3 p2 D/ }( Y% ~" f9 x
彼此彼此 % D% V& S- U) Z, ]" s0 j
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
; l8 G" z5 M) N- R 你给我站住!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow 5 ^/ A2 C2 Y, n; S) I a
知之为知之,不知为不知… 8 q2 V! ~0 t( ?( V$ ]: h7 W8 g/ e
7 d1 H1 \) _; I* D( J+ I6 X 9. WATCH SISTER
8 J: x q ]- U+ V, V) r 表妹 3 w& D1 R) t+ c2 Y3 [
* H7 U* M* W1 E4 K) ^$ R& l( u 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
3 l, G% f- O0 U% d 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! " b- {6 Z: V: h; o+ w6 a3 k: S
2 s Y K. i3 h 11. American Chinese not enough
2 ^. y N! k8 e/ ^! O2 Y 美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
' P% B9 j: n% }! J3 u. H% ?+ i 车祸现场描述 * x: l: D0 D, h( |
, I( W9 ]8 g- a( N/ v 13. heart flower angry open
3 z1 z. @ N% V H$ \ 心花怒放
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14. go past no mistake past
/ X; {4 a6 {0 x: C. F0 W 走过路过,不要错过 ! P# [5 g$ E' w8 A
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15. 小明:I am sorry! 2 U# `7 q: e5 T
老外:I am sorry too!
6 y& _* U- Z" [ 小明:I am sorry three! ) N! K" s/ j" @5 m* l3 j
老外:What are you sorry for?
" p4 h( u* A& ?- z9 }$ J' ?; V1 b 小明:I am sorry five! 5 O& L# G8 A0 T, \ a% s# U5 l
4 n& n& l. ^ i% C 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 6 [* \+ Q M* f" I' E
要钱没有,要命一条 , S( s6 a& D, O& C0 s) q
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
r% s. ^8 S0 t( E, I 我叫李老大,今年25。 1 {: {# Y- _& K; u' ]2 _
' P2 ?! Q% g2 Q" H' h 18. you have two down son。 % O) I- p$ D1 h3 q' ~- f( c
你有两下子。
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; ^" ~' s' x' R, r( b" I7 H 19. as far as you go to die $ |" k! }1 s. @6 b+ d
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0 \( O6 F- A0 w" [# `8 x) O. l 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
8 Y! S( L. E- g8 n' V6 r6 V 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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