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史上最强的中国式英语 # x; n: P+ ~9 U2 q
1. we two who and who?
/ S8 H1 W! [3 f* G, ~ 咱俩谁跟谁啊 ) F' x0 g. b& }( i6 ]- y
% r2 A- P' L% J/ I 2. how are you ? how old are you?
/ M: z3 Y5 n; Y. z% v; c; J 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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6 o% V; }& \3 }" B 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
, l) R( a) K9 I: T0 _: t) B 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 # C% O$ o+ G+ ?0 D, `- @( E
) z q: V& g$ c- M9 o 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
+ I' Z$ B C3 X, b& a" u# ]- @5 f& r% u 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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+ Y9 d$ j; p8 W) Q* T0 s 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
+ @7 ^. ?5 A* T1 w; s7 c: l nothing to say,go home!! `9 _3 D; C+ f& ]# [
有事起奏,无事退朝
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5 K) K: X+ C4 q2 t 6. you me you me 5 _& b3 M- t) b4 l% o+ }# N
彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!! 5 O3 `) T5 Y5 s- h( j& T+ ?
你给我站住!
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' p3 K. H+ H: L4 L7 c7 e5 g 8. know is know noknow is noknow
; _) y1 A# `# h; U- b ? z' A 知之为知之,不知为不知… ; S( W$ W7 R: f- b8 W6 X( |% Y
6 K, o: R& c5 x2 M# P 9. WATCH SISTER ) J- t, o/ G& ?' m4 L
表妹 7 A- @5 y. t8 S- ^# t. J
$ t' m: n/ r1 s- h) q' H: V& Z9 J 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
1 z( f3 Z. T2 ~ 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11. American Chinese not enough 8 i& v# k0 b( ?+ }: m3 `2 j
美中不足 4 E$ h0 ]5 X# d
6 k% P! i) e& Y4 h8 {7 j! m 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. w; D% p$ Z' H7 }6 { 车祸现场描述
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# R4 f; R- u) I0 Y1 Z4 } 13. heart flower angry open
1 T! n% M% E s; r( p2 ?0 G* c 心花怒放
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14. go past no mistake past
' G, U! Q0 e, x. S: w) V8 l9 | 走过路过,不要错过 N" B( F& l- t$ I9 j6 Q# P
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15. 小明:I am sorry! ( @5 O0 P! ^0 `8 p* J' @/ @. q0 }
老外:I am sorry too! 0 h2 F/ @( r3 [, v6 j2 b3 g c8 u
小明:I am sorry three! # I( \! a5 {1 R1 f, I
老外:What are you sorry for? ! M1 H& |& `6 _5 n( S- G" t! M/ v
小明:I am sorry five!
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要钱没有,要命一条
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. & Z3 p7 f4 q0 N' y3 R
我叫李老大,今年25。 " R8 ?- K2 J7 B, H
6 y3 d& a) E* C$ \! @1 d 18. you have two down son。
1 t9 M/ P7 ]: G$ {- P 你有两下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
$ ?. T* K: g5 B& i5 s. [- T) @ 有多远,死多远!!!!
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7 l% R$ R: S# W) u: c3 L6 \ 20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
) x& G8 s& B' U9 e 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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