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史上最强的中国式英语
Q8 e5 e8 _: s 1. we two who and who?
s( d! U& D6 V4 m- k1 N 咱俩谁跟谁啊 n: A# [) v2 C8 M' {- p
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
8 J3 h: r4 N( N; W2 o! `( R9 E. A 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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7 }9 l U, ]5 {+ X 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 v, }7 u+ S* T G
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 $ B( O" A& a9 R1 G# d8 t: L
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together - `* e! G) D& B, ~, F: Q" S0 I
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
. s9 h$ C8 \" Q" L, N+ n \ nothing to say,go home!!
; W- P% f( X9 ^0 G& x 有事起奏,无事退朝
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6. you me you me $ ^6 s9 o$ B! L3 e* E/ \( t' l
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7 |6 s6 z9 I9 t% I9 V7 T1 O, T; ` 7. You Give Me Stop!!
; T+ }! b3 k' N- e/ B" R 你给我站住! 5 v; T" w1 Q6 P$ U( ]. n9 R0 u6 n1 P
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8. know is know noknow is noknow $ o" J% U' a+ w2 E* y! W$ ^
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER ( n. ^& F2 B' h1 K
表妹
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3 a( N- h" K4 [. m& ] 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
4 o! ~& n+ n; G! T# g: o. n 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11. American Chinese not enough " T+ O% U+ L. }$ p3 c
美中不足 / v: s- {( j8 r8 @* V4 }- ]( ~
" U- T( F0 A% H( G: j6 Q 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 4 m. X! D9 d! }( v D1 B
车祸现场描述 1 s0 E: C* w" _# p
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13. heart flower angry open
* f7 @: X2 f9 z$ I* A& E 心花怒放 5 ~2 }1 k7 d1 H* G8 y( F9 h* B9 _
4 _+ L; U& Z" b 14. go past no mistake past
6 q, Q7 d' ~5 V 走过路过,不要错过 " |) p6 J3 C* h& G g, c6 F
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15. 小明:I am sorry! 8 }$ b% X; M- z( o6 G3 U
老外:I am sorry too! 2 i2 E Y' T8 l; u: j1 A3 O6 @
小明:I am sorry three!
7 h; u& o. z- i0 C1 ^- c 老外:What are you sorry for?
' i9 s5 I7 b0 f2 n9 R4 s$ G0 P% i 小明:I am sorry five! + } e6 _/ T* [9 b
* m" h* e! O2 N. Z 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
" T- A' a5 v4 M/ I P. g d8 \ 要钱没有,要命一条
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' j5 U4 T, T6 v; G5 } 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 {* H1 V) ~5 H* r3 a# i 我叫李老大,今年25。 6 p4 D* E3 h3 g; A) w
# L9 Q3 {0 f& D2 [8 Y! G% h9 d 18. you have two down son。
6 p- `: ?6 Y9 w0 m4 H, k& @+ S 你有两下子。 : X) R" b' i7 _+ ]
. e7 s. q% C( ?1 j' X, T 19. as far as you go to die
' k' V2 }! c8 G$ r- A; k0 R1 ?: S3 ` 有多远,死多远!!!! 8 ^$ _: l* ]$ H. x
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 6 b) o+ Y* R3 Y: J! Z( {% T
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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